Neutral Geometer – someone who works
in the field of neutral geometry (*a*.*k*.*a*.
absolute geometry) or a professor who doesn’t take sides.

Neutral Geometry

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absolute_geometry

Nice set of class notes on results
in Euclidean geometry that do not depend on the parallel axiom.

http://www.math.uncc.edu/~droyster/courses/spring99/math3181/classnotes/Neutral.pdf

*The No-Sided Professor* (written by Martin Gardner)

http://math.cofc.edu/kasman/MATHFICT/mfview.php?callnumber=mf90

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Gardner

*Student
Missing after Math Mishap*, related humorous article in the *Discrete Observer*, an online magazine prepared by the Department of
Mathematics and Statistics, American University. The article is written by one Ann Dalmak of
Marcenia University. Who is Ms. Dalmak
and where in the world is Marcenia U?
While no one is quite sure, rumor has it that *she* enjoys anagrams and doing math* **right*.