Neutral Geometer – someone who works in the field of neutral geometry (a.k.a. absolute geometry) or a professor who doesn’t take sides.

Neutral Geometry

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Absolute_geometry

Nice set of class notes on results in Euclidean geometry that do not depend on the parallel axiom.

http://www.math.uncc.edu/~droyster/courses/spring99/math3181/classnotes/Neutral.pdf

The No-Sided Professor (written by Martin Gardner)

http://math.cofc.edu/kasman/MATHFICT/mfview.php?callnumber=mf90

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Gardner

Student Missing after Math Mishap, related humorous article in the Discrete Observer, an online magazine prepared by the Department of Mathematics and Statistics, American University. The article is written by one Ann Dalmak of Marcenia University. Who is Ms. Dalmak and where in the world is Marcenia U? While no one is quite sure, rumor has it that she enjoys anagrams and doing math right.